• Do you get a lot of questions requiring a FAQ section?
• No.
• Have you ever had any questions at all?
• No.
• Isn't it a little incorrect to then call these questions 'frequently asked'?
• Yes.
• If I did ask a question, would you even answer it?
• It would probably come off as creepy, buddy.
• Jody...I didn't know you had a website. What's the address?
• ARGH!!! That makes no sense!